As If People in Africa Didn't Have Enough to Worry About!

It turns out that male genitalia is being threatened by black magic! Yep, it's true, and here's the article to prove it, straight from Reuters. Hmmm, I wonder if they call it the "Lorena Bobbit spell?" Or if there's a talisman made from viagra that they're using to keep the bad mojo away. At any rate, it's a pretty serious situation, because ten years ago in Ghana, 12 people were beaten to death by angry, albeit castrated, men. Arrests have been made to keep the situation under control.

Now if I can only get that song "Detachable Penis" out of my head!