I Knew It!

All through high school and college, I wondered why guys who were, well, just plain evil kept getting the nice girls. I was the guy to whom the women would run and complain about their boyfriends, but when I would ask them out, I would get the dreaded response of "But I think of you more like a brother . . ." Gag! Anyway, I knew that being a jerk was somehow attractive to women back in the day, but I never could understand why.

Well, now New Mexico State University has started research on this mystery. Here's an article on their research. 'bout time, I say!